We chatted online
We got on just fine
You invited me out
I accepted
I jumped on a train
Despite mild hurricane
I arrived
Slightly flushed
But collected
I looked
Are you here?
Not immediately clear
The photo Id seen
was quite faded
Then you waved
And I knew
There's a reason your keen
For your not
All the things you had stated
So where do I start
Your hair isn't black
Maybe blond
(I'm polite, it is grey)
"Athletic and sporty,
A real outdoors type"
Must be hard
With that gut in the way
Your profile said cheeky
You like to have fun
"What's life
if you can't have a laugh"
Well for funny
Read "droll"
For cheeky read "rude"
Will you just get your hand
Off my ass!
So I did what I must
Smiled and laughed (only just)
And I drank to drown out
Such a bore
I left after three
"Dear it's you, it's not me"
Online dating?
Not me anymore
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